A Dutch news website had the best headline I have seen in ages. 

'Naked man carrying raw trout bites shoe sales man in arm'

hahaha.. Sounds too good to be true huh!
But it has really happened somewhere in the south of the Netherlands. Apparently the man in question walked into a shoe store wearing nothing more then a hat and a pair of shoes. In his hand he was holding an uncooked trout from which he took a bite every now and then. Some security guys with the help of the sales guy  wrestled him to the ground because he refused to leave.  The trout eater was not amused and bit the shoe expert in his arm until it bled.

It turned out the trout man, who arrived on a bike, had escaped from a mental institution  earlier that day.



Full (dutch) story here.